tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post5153743199808984250..comments2024-03-25T19:47:36.154-07:00Comments on Goblin Punch: d6 Dungeon MerchantsArnold Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-70012691685864459302020-05-09T15:05:36.827-07:002020-05-09T15:05:36.827-07:00This. All. Night. Long. Next campaign I run, all o...This. All. Night. Long. Next campaign I run, all of these are in . . . one dungeon. That is all.Forrest Aguirrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05531127358059851571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-18310811275947647802020-04-07T05:16:22.765-07:002020-04-07T05:16:22.765-07:00( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)pjamesstuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288777018721199748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-10744473325487761282020-04-07T03:05:24.840-07:002020-04-07T03:05:24.840-07:00I've almost accidentally deleted this stupid c...I've almost accidentally deleted this stupid comment like, three times.Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-46965067075159533602019-11-11T04:33:59.465-08:002019-11-11T04:33:59.465-08:00Bellybutton or swallow them. Whatever works best ...Bellybutton or swallow them. Whatever works best for you campaign. (There is no canon.)Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-67441188559382340192019-11-06T22:45:52.222-08:002019-11-06T22:45:52.222-08:00Question about Charlie Pox: how do i pay him? Sorr...Question about Charlie Pox: how do i pay him? Sorry if this has been covered already, i was just going to say you shove the coins in his gob (your bellybutton) but would like the canon answer!Sofinho - Alone in the Labyrinthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13483910003385026924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-77940372142324296192019-10-30T23:08:40.337-07:002019-10-30T23:08:40.337-07:00Your dungeon bug sounds much more magical than min...Your dungeon bug sounds much more magical than mine. (I've had my dungeon bugs purchase feces off the players before.) Glad it worked for your group!Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-67879476175044728422019-10-29T05:50:53.366-07:002019-10-29T05:50:53.366-07:00Okay, I just used the Dungeon Bug in my current ca...Okay, I just used the Dungeon Bug in my current campaign. It's Pathfinder, volume 1 of the Strange Aeons (Lovecraftian) adventure path. There's a room that you can only access by solving a haunt. As written, it's just a reward room with some treasure -- a brave guard gathered some supplies, including some valuable loot, before being overwhelmed and dying yadda yadda.<br /><br />I added Frances ("Call me Frank!") the merchant. He made offers for -- among other things -- the bard's voice, the strength of the paladin's arms ("Aahhh, you're killing me! Okay, the strength of ONE arm") and the wizard's brain ("You're not even using 80% of it! And -- here's the sweet part -- I'll leave you the stem! Heartbeat, breathing, all that good stuff! So you can just walk around until you find a new brain! Maybe even a better one!")<br /><br />Eventually he settled for a single song from the bard (this song is now gone from the bard's memory forever, and can never be played again) in return for answering one question. "Ahhh, it's not much, but okay! I can't go home with nothing to the mate and the larva!"<br /><br />The players absolutely loved Frank and hope to meet him again. So, thanks much.<br /><br /><br />Doug M.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06161616129731344946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-66573949811297268322019-10-22T06:13:13.824-07:002019-10-22T06:13:13.824-07:00Greetings Brother in Faith! Search Engine Optimise...Greetings Brother in Faith! Search Engine Optimised Window Panes can be Yours with Only $400 Naira -Pure Vampire Powers have been Assigned to I by Father Joseph of Abuja - Abujas Largest and Most Reliable Phylactery Merchant. These powers, and New Wife, can be Yours. Your Windows Too can show the latest in news sport and holy political secrets and are kept advertiser friendly with our Direct Line to Google Algorithms Master Disk. Only $399.99 Naira Paypal Accepted.pjamesstuarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288777018721199748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-16484529545667840662019-10-18T20:46:37.813-07:002019-10-18T20:46:37.813-07:00Have you googled bedbug penises?Have you googled bedbug penises?Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-62293020232763707852019-10-18T20:46:13.832-07:002019-10-18T20:46:13.832-07:00Charlie Pox is pretty cute. I think. . . Boston a...Charlie Pox is pretty cute. I think. . . Boston accent, maybe?Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-7008906617904189752019-10-18T20:45:46.986-07:002019-10-18T20:45:46.986-07:00I know, right? And yet, here it is on a d6 table,...I know, right? And yet, here it is on a d6 table, and I can finally delete it from my slush pile.Arnold Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12603155377769597516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-33736934096588176952019-10-18T20:01:17.548-07:002019-10-18T20:01:17.548-07:00Great stuff Arnold, happy to see you back!Great stuff Arnold, happy to see you back!H Harmonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00760934181184275171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-39396363829273074172019-10-18T14:13:24.215-07:002019-10-18T14:13:24.215-07:00The Hive Dead is *way* too cool to be a d6 dungeon...The Hive Dead is *way* too cool to be a d6 dungeon setpiece, that's something you build a dungeon or location around.Alex Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14034193121723258814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-31040158637221096862019-10-17T20:59:36.965-07:002019-10-17T20:59:36.965-07:00Really elegant ways to integrate what can often se...Really elegant ways to integrate what can often seem inappropriate in a lot of dungeons. Definitely stealing Charlie Pox!Chucklemasterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07981471799192758315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-41152557266229260572019-10-16T19:06:55.190-07:002019-10-16T19:06:55.190-07:00I came into this expecting to just make Re4 mercha...I came into this expecting to just make Re4 merchant jokes but holy hell the King of Hens will be in my nightmares.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00694362417308874455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-19022481746297841962019-10-16T15:55:31.239-07:002019-10-16T15:55:31.239-07:00HOT damn!HOT damn!HDAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13506175636615989219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-27398033177819861412019-10-16T06:36:11.830-07:002019-10-16T06:36:11.830-07:00"And a refund if you don't thank me when ..."And a refund if you don't thank me when you go to bed tonight!"<br />I feel like Dungeon Bug is uniquely qualified to actually live up to this statement. Headcanon: Dungeon Bugs are bedbugs.Martin Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16621419996680588332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4754170279177021419.post-53755015279169719092019-10-16T06:29:09.478-07:002019-10-16T06:29:09.478-07:00Sweet voice of the Authority, these are good. Cons...Sweet voice of the Authority, these are good. Consider them to be stolen for usage this Sunday, IF my players manage to make it out of the Isles of the Dead. Oorlofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12756864465738279507noreply@blogger.com